Posted by
Matthew McCluskey on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 11:22:16 PM
Dear Readers,
Freedom died last night,
at the age of three hundred, three.
He is survived by his children and his wife,
and some believe, his dreams.
He was found near a glass of gin,
and by codices piled to some height.
A lady friend happened upon him -
(at a quarter past midnight).
Though more details are yet to come,
The facts, as they are, imply,
when all is said and done,
Freedom died...by suicide.